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Read If you Hate Warranty Scams
This is the second notice that the warranty on your vehicle is about to expire.I hate the companies that try and get you to sign up for a warranty that doesn't provide any coverage. Scammers they are! I don't hate them because they bother me at work. I hate them because they take advantage of people that don't know any better.
US Fidelis, the Bernie Madoff of warranty scam companies, is under investigation in 40 states and being sued the state of Missouri. I've been getting calls from a company called Warranty Solutions or something like that. These guys aren't bad. Yes they call. Sure they want to get my info so I can pay them money for a warranty that isn't valid. But, they do offer excellent entertainment.
Just this morning one of those necrophiliac jerk-faces called me. Instead of being upset by their deceitful ways, I've learned to live peacefully among them. They call and I give them the business. But not, in a, "your mother is a sasquatch" type of way.
The most recent call when like so. I believe his name was Pablo, no joke. Pablo asked me what the make, model and year of my car was. I kindly told Pablo to hold, as I looked for my vehicle information. In actuality I put the phone down on my desk and went back to work. Pablo, being the quick witted, employee of satan, discovered this and hung up.
Last week a woman from the same warranty company called. I don't remember her name, but I asked her which of my cars the warranty running out. The Beamer or the Lambo. She said it was probably the Lambo, so I asked her to give me her number so I could call her back. She hung up.
I have some other ideas up my sleeve. I want to know what their parents would think of their career choice? Are they happy, that their son or daughter is working for a scamming, compost heap, of a company? Maybe it's a case of, don't kill the messenger. But, I will, Tanya Harding, a messenger and get some personal satisfaction from it, if they knowingly work for a company that provides lies. ALL LIES!
In conclusion, If you get a call from a week old roadkill possum maggot, dog excrement eating, toilet bowl licking, puss filled zit popping, piece of undigested lima bean lying in a pile of brown vomit, warranty providers, have a little fun with them.
P.S. I got a call from those dummies while I've been writing this. I put my headphones up to the mouthpiece of the phone and blasted, "What Is Love" by Haddaway. He started singing it then hung up. Good stuff I tell ya, good stuff.
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